Yesterday I was eating a sandwich and listening to The White Stripes' cover of "Jolene" on the TV (any given Sunday...).
"Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, jolene"
Now there are two thoughts going through my head:
-the first being "That sounds really hot and descriptive. Well done, Dolly Parton"
-the second is "Evolutionary theory would say that Dolly Parton would be most likely the victor. Really, she has the largest mammary glands in country music (40-DD according to the wikipedia and after rigorous debate with my sister). I think she could persuade her man away from Jolene fairly easily.
Favorite Parton quote: [On her plastic surgeries] "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap"
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