i'm not sure what's funny about this, but it is

release calendar, anyone?

LINK OF THE WEEEEEKEEEK!

Youth and Young Manhood: Leave work early and listen to the Summer Records

Using "records" doesn't really mean anything because only douche-bags and dj's buy vinyl, but these are ESSENTIAL to laying in a pool and drinking beer and smoking cigarettes and having an affair with a family friend

(I watched The Graduate last night)

Wolfmother s/t -This is strictly to be used during driving long hot distances, and by long I mean enough to listen to the first five tracks.

Bread "Anthology"- Only to be used during camping.

Cold War Kids "Robbers & Cowards" - Good at any time, any place, hell... any chance you ever get

Boston s/t- Again, anyplace. But preferably on Fridays when you get off of work for the weekend. I converted a wangster to this album in less than 2 tracks with this album.

My Morning Jacket "Z" -preferably during naptime

Franz Ferdinand s/t -when swimming. specifically in a pool

Rilo Kiley "More Adventurous" -When driving at least 2 hours straight. To be played with:

-The Hold Steady "Boys & Girls in America"
-Pink Floyd "Dark Side of the Moon"
-Spoon "Gimme Fiction"
-Ted Leo & The Pharmacists "Living with the Living"

Spoon "Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga" -to be listened to between 4-6 PM Monday-Friday. Trust me.

The Shins "Chutes Too Narrow" -This CD never left my car. Ever.

Kings of Leon "Aha Shake Heartbreak" -only to be used while laying in a hammock

Beck "Sea Change" -When you wake up with regret on your to-do list. (I mean hung-over and did something awful regret)

Willie Nelson "Stardust" & Jenny Lewis & the Watson Twins "Rabbit Fur Coat" -When serenading women.

Wilco "Summerteeth" -two functions. late afternoon driving to your buddy's house OR on a first date.

-note: It may be used on ONLY ONE first date.  Album is void if used for any other women.

The White Stripes: "Elephant" "Get Behind Me, Satan" & "Icky Thump"-White Stripes is a staple. Every summer they seem to spawn a new album, and every summer it is the sun the my other music orbits around.

Okkervil River "The Stage Names" -When you feel like being obscene and emotional at the same time

Shout Out Louds "Howl Howl Gaff Gaff" -ok that's a lie.  Though it is a PHENOMENAL album, you need only to listen to "Hurry Up Let's Go" and you MUST play it full blast and drive 70 in a 40

Last Wednesday's Playlist

Libra's Rib: Green Eyed Girl
Flight of the Conchords: Business Time
Tokyo Police Club: In A Cave
Or, the Whale: Call and Response
Be Your Own Pet: The Kelly Affair
Yo La Tengo: Mr. Tough
Yogoman Burning Band: Chaka Chaka
No Age: Brain Burner
Does it Offend You, Yeah?: Battle Royale
Natalie Portman's Shaved Head: Beard Lust
The Growers: To the Threads
The Marshall Tucker Band: Can't You See
Ghostland Observatory: Dancing On My Grave
She & Him: You Really Got a Hold on Me
The Ramones: I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend
Foot Foot: Typhoid Mary
Frightened Rabbit: Old Old Fashioned
Libra's Rib: Why We Said Goodbye
Born Ruffians: I Need a LIfe
The Racontuers: Hold Up
The Okmoniks: I'm On my Own
Bob Dylan: Positively 4th Street
The Black Keys: Psychotic Girl
Vampire Weekend: Mansard Roof
Little Ones: Unlock the Door!
Bon Iver: Skinny Love
Wolfmother: White Unicorn
The Decemberists: The Sporting Life

Good God

I feel a little lame posting this, but WHAT THE FUCK!?!

spoileralert

I always forget how badass The Hustler is until I get done watching it.






I don't care if I spoiled the movie. You've had 47 years to see this movie

God Dammit Do I Love Married to the Sea

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I was watching an MTV roundtable discussion (so right there, whatever) about the top ten hip hop artists of recent time.


and I heard the following:


"T.I.'s very hip hop, I mean his record sales would prove it."




...and people wonder why I don't take hip hop seriously

Last Wednesday's Playlist

Wilco: I'm a Wheel
Flight of the Conchords: Business Time
Tokyo Police Club: In a Cave
Death Cab for Cutie: Your New Twin Sized Bed
The Little Ones: Unlock the Door!
The Ramones: Beat On The Brat
Chuckanut Drive: Reno to Vegas
The Allman Brothers: Ramblin' Man
The Black Keys: Strange Times
Bob Dylan: Positively 4th Street
Natalie Portman's Shaved Head: Iceage Babeland
Grand Archives: Miniature Birds
The Raconteurs: Salute Your Solution
She & Him: You Really Got a Hold On Me
Yo La Tengo: Mr. Tough
Old 97's: No Baby I
The Kills: Getting Down
Unwed Sailor: Little Wars
Flight of the Conchords: Ladies of the World
Pharmacy: Little Toys on a Shelf
Jurassic 5: Quality Control
Jamie Lidell: Just a Little Bit of Feel Good
Born Ruffians: Little Garcon
The Cat Empire: Fishies
Billy Paul: Me and Mrs. Jones
Bon Iver: Skinny Love
Vampire Weekend: The Kids Don't Stand a Chance
Wilco: Impossible Germany


-this week ended up being a Wilco sandwich, partially because of my sunny disposition

Dependence on foreign horses

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Last Wednesday's Playlist

The Strokes: Hard To Explain

Flight of the Conchords: Business Time

Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin: The Beach Song

The Raconteurs: Salute Your Solution

Joy Division: Love Will Tear Us Apart

The New Pornographers: The Slow Decent into Alcoholism

The Little Ones: Unlock the Door!

Chuckanut Drive: Reno to Vegas

Jamie Lidell: Wait for Me

Tokyo Police Club: In a Cave

Willie Nelson: Whisky River (live)

Bob Dylan: Just Like A Woman

The Growers: To the Threads

Islands: The Arm

Belle & Sebastian: Piazza, New York Catcher

Yo La Tengo: Mr. Tough

Johnny Cash: Cocaine Blues

Born Ruffians: I Need a Life

Mott the Hoople: All the Young Dudes

The O'Jays: Love Train

Daft Punk: One More Time/Aerodynamic (live)

The Black Keys: Strange Times

Cat Power: Silver Stallion

Vampire Weekend: Mansard Roof

Flight of the Conchords: Ladies of the World

Bon Iver: For Emma

Sun Kil Moon: Like The River

El Perro Del mar: Inner Island

Sufjan Stevens: The Mistress Witch from McClure (Or, The Mind That Knows Itself)

Last Wednesday's Playlist

The Velvet Underground: Rock and Roll

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds: Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!

Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsen: Dead Right

Johnny Cash: Cocaine Blues

Born Ruffians: Barnacle Goose

Radiohead: There, There

Yogoman Burning Band: Chaka Chaka

The Black Keys: I Got Mine

The Kills: Last Day of Magic

El Perro Del mar: Somebody's Baby

Ghostland Observatory: Piano Man

Chuckanut Drive: Reno to Vegas

Bon Iver: Skinny Love

Mott the Hoople: All the Young Dudes

Eagles of Death Metal: Bad Dream Mama

Man Man: Rabbit Habits

She & Him: I Should Have Known Better

Cat Power: Metal Heart

Flight of the Conchords: Business Time

The Little Ones: New Branches

Bob Dylan: Hey Mr. Tamborine Man

Be Your Own Pet: The Kelly Affair

Lou Doucet & The White Falcon: The Lovecats

Vampire Weekend: The Kid's Don't Stand A Chance

Billy Paul: Me and Mrs. Jones

Marshall Tucker Band: Can't You See

The Flaming Lips: My Cosmic Autumn Rebellion

The Apples In Stereo: Same Old Drag

Last Wednesday's Playlist

Billy Paul: Me and Mrs. Jones

The Black Keys: Psychotic Girl

Born Ruffians: Barnacle Goose

Be Your Own Pet: The Kelly Affairs

Mott the Hoople: All the Young Dudes

The Ramones: Bliztkrieg Bop

Yogoman Burning Band: Chaka Chaka

Bon Iver: Skinny Love

She & Him: You Really Got a Hold On Me

Flight of the Conchords: The Most Beautiful Girl (In the Room)

The Love Lights: Harder to Attack

Lou Rawls: You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine

Times New Viking: Teen Drama

Bob Dylan: Like a Rolling Stone

Beastie Boys: Paul Revere

Peter Moren: Le Petit Coeur

Grand Archives: Miniature Birds

Jonathon McIntryre: Wishing Ring

The Black Keys: Strange Times

The Gossip: Eyes Open

Cadence Weapon: Unsuccessful Night Clubs

The Raveonettes: Hallucinations

Working For a Nuclear Free City: Rocket

Cat Power: Silver Stallion

R.E.M.: Gardening At Night

Flight of the Conchords: Business Time

Loretta Lynn ft. Jack White: Portland Oregon