Colgate for the Juggernaut

The ONLY superhero to ever pull off a mullet




interesting sidenote: while googling for an image of Captain Planet, I actually stumbled upon an online petition to bring back the show (and it was sponsored by Turner Corporation (WHAT. THE. FUCK)

The $250,000 Question

I posed this question to an anonymous colleague of mine at the mall the other day while walking past the underwear at American Eagle


And the question is the following:


Are these homosexual or overly/aggressively heterosexual?




We went with the latter 

Don't Smile.

Seriously I think I need an insulin shot just for watching this it was so sweet and adorable:

I guess I'm a little behind but still a sad day for rock has dawned.

This was Wolfmother, and they use to rock

You see that guy in the middle?

Yeah apparently the other two decided to abandon Wolfmother. My guess is the guy in the middle was a little controlling, but not much has been said about the breakup



Here's the actual story itself

Ya Daaaaamn Right

Rest in peace, Black Moses.  You were great to us in so many ways.

The opening ceremony

As much as I resent China's imperialistic government (hey like ours too!)  I can't deny how amazing their opening ceremony show was.  (15,000 performers & I think there's only about 14,000 athletes, but hey they have the people for it in that country)

I encourage anyone who didn't see it to come to my parent's house and watch it on tivo