if I hear that God Damn phrase "I'm on a boat" one more time I'm going to impale said speaker of the phrase.
Because I heard that fucking song WHILE I was on a boat in someone else's boat.
ALSO
I'm noticing a common trend of douchery (which if my theory can be validated) in which large wakeboard-toting boats with large speakers that enunciate their imposed music on the rest of Yale Lake always seem to play out really shitty 80s rock.
And I'm pretty sure I can prove a correlation here. Give me time.
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