Monday, July 27, 2009

I went boating today.

if I hear that God Damn phrase "I'm on a boat" one more time I'm going to impale said speaker of the phrase.


Because I heard that fucking song WHILE I was on a boat in someone else's boat.


ALSO

I'm noticing a common trend of douchery (which if my theory can be validated) in which large wakeboard-toting boats with large speakers that enunciate their imposed music on the rest of Yale Lake always seem to play out really shitty 80s rock.


And I'm pretty sure I can prove a correlation here. Give me time.

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