Friday, April 10, 2009

Passports and Porn

It's sad when you've come to the crossroads where you now realize that you anticipate "that's what she said" after watching a commercial. And as you listen passively you wait analytically to see if it works.


Like with a commercial for Washington's advanced driver's license:

"It's cheaper" ok
"It will save you time" better
"and it fits in your wallet" that's what she said?

no dice.



ALSO.

I just found out that they're making a Scrubs porno.


I'm not sure if I should be hedonistically excited or completely mortified.

So I did some research. And then I got the mortified thing. Jesus christ is porn bad. I'll negate the movie poster or any links. You can gauge your eyeballs out on your own.

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