Sorry about the wait, folks. Can I get you started with something to drink?

My sincerest apologies. I think a major part of owning a blog would be specifically... blogging.

The joy that not having to cite sources and check facts is one that has escaped me temporarily

...and by "temporarily" I mean "for two months".

Anyways as soon as I finish this paper about Merle Haggard's correlation with texts cited from Kent Ono and John Sloop's definition of vernacular discourse, I PROMISE to get back on the wagon.

I've been out for a while getting distracted grading papers and writing my own, but that is no excuse.

...and that also doesn't mean I've lost my ability to write in ways that masturbate my brain (i.e. critical thinking skills).

Some topics I'll be discussing very VERY soon are:

-I need to post some hedonistic trailers that make me feel like a 14-year-old (first and foremost). This one might turn into more.

-"The Unsolicited Defense of Sarah Palin's Handjob"

-"Deeeeeliiiiilaaaahh: The Forgotten Post"

-"A Response To Something I Wrote A Long Time Ago or 'Country Music: The Sequel'"

-"The Glorious Age of Debauchery"

-"Libertarian Thought vs. The Tea Party: A Slightly Critical Analysis"

I'll be good. I promise.