Tuesday, March 17, 2009

The only sanity outside of contact with finals and girlfriends

First:  apparently the new to-do "no shit" story local news hits a lot is "sexting"... way to hit the trend... oh, idon'tknow... 3 years behind on the trend.  

I remember my friend (and those who are close to me already know who it is) back when I was a Sophomore IN HIGH SCHOOL showed me a nude picture of a Junior, and I assumed this was obviously going to happen with the horniest demographic in the Northern Hemisphere (trust me, I use to be one)

Oh! Fuck! and the worst part was during a local news segment they associated this one poor girl with committing suicide literally saying "Because her boyfriend's friend saw this picture, she committed suicide".  Could you be a LITTLE more irresponsible with your parental paranoia? Fucking KOMO-4 News...

Second: Nightline's quality of journalism is HORRIBLE

Third: This:




actual caption to News Politics News (which happens to be neither of):
"Pandemonium erupted outside of an "America's Next Top Model" casting call at CW Studios in midtown Saturday when an overheating car triggered a stampede of catwalk-craving cuties. Screaming as they ran for their lives, hundreds of hotties in heels toppled over barricades along W. 55th St. after several people in the crowd started yelling, "There's a bomb!""

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