I know.
And as I initially began watching the show and I'm noticing something peculiar right now.
Everyone looked very much like celebrities.
But not average daytime show "I need money" celebrities.
Like legit atypical famous people.
Like Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Aniston, Bono, Robin Williams, Denzel Washington, David Letterman, and Martha Stewart.
and I'm thinking, "There is NO way these people are all together to play Family Feud. I mean these people don't do anything unless we have a natural disaster, and this is fucking Family Feud."
and then the host (who happens to be one of those "I need money" celebrities) comes back from commercial and then goes "Welcome to Family Feud; Celebrity LOOKALIKE Edition!"
and then my brian sort of melted out of my ears.
And then I realized that all of the people looked so fucking weak.
And the Hilary Clinton looked nothing like Hilary Clinton.
And David Letterman looked a little pudgy.
And Bono didn't even have a fucking accent!
Robin Williams was pretty dead on. He might have been pushing it a little too hard though. But he fucking killed at the "final feud".
Then my mind wandered to two different thoughts:
1. Could you actually brag to friends about having sex with a celebrity impersonator?
-My thought is it depends on the celebrity they impersonate. If it's a fake Brad Pitt; yes. If it's a fake Edward Norton; maybe. If it's a fake Joan Collins; FAIL.
2. What psychological problems (if any) do these people have? I mean they really ham up the act, so does that mean they show a sincere appreciation for the given celebrity, or do they just like being performers?
Cause I know a lot of douches who would do that for a living.
Do they live vicariously through their celebrity? Are they more prone to stalking their celebrity? There must be a book about it. But researching this topic further would feel like you're looking through the list of serial killers on Wikipedia, it would just feel wrong and a little morbid.
I'm fucking going outside.
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