Dermatology

If you ever so happen to arrive at a dermatology office hungover around Thanksgiving you will realize something:


-Paranoia sets in something awful.


because there was never a moment where you think "I bet that guy has herpes. I bet that grandma has a horrible rash. Who the hell knows why that guy is here... etc."


I guarantee that there is no such thing as a non-disgusting reason to go to the dermatologists office, and I doubt that anybody else there was there for an acne medication prescription like I was.


and I think that the sterilized jazz versions of 80s rock just adds to the intensity of regret after touching the People magazines sprawled amongst the end tables.


fyi dermatologists find heroin jokes HILARIOUS when you're getting your blood drawn