Growing up to be in a position in which I'm required to sell items based on themes having to do with a current event.
Such as basic cable commercials claiming we have "Olympic-Sized Sales on Mattresses; Posturepedic, Spring, and Tempur Material"
or radio commercials claiming a "Memorial Day sale you won't soon forget" when, in reality, you will the moment you change that dial.
Thank god I clean toilets for money.
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