Friday, August 28, 2009


I would seriously consider arresting somebody in a way that looked racially motivated if it meant I could have a beer and talk about race relations with the president and a Harvard scholar.

I probably wouldn't talk a lot seeing as I'm from Battle Ground and they're, well, black (seriously... as far as race relations go, I'm so out of my element. That is, unless they wanted to talk about Bibio's new album.)

But I'd love to just listen.

ALSO

I'm guessing a blue collar police officer discussing anything is probably gonna feel like the odd man out when he's talking to

A. The President

B. The Vice President

C. The top scholar of African American studies in the nation

ALSO

Nice cop out *cough Obama/Biden cough* on the Miller Lite choice. Pick an actual beer for god's sake.

Monday, August 24, 2009

I'm unintentionally in Battle Ground for the weekend but I'll be back in tomorrow to possibly discuss the following:

-Jackson Browne
-John McCain
-The Beer Summit
-Joe Pesci, Tim Curry, Daniel Stern, and Mackuley Culkin
-Inexplicable fishing and improper demographic fittings


Sleep, son.

Friday, August 21, 2009

District 9



Ok. Holy Shit. I recently read a Videogum blog about it being the "Heinz catsup" of movies. That's kind of fucking true. It was weird. After watching the movie and recapping the film with my roommate over a cigarette I felt a mental satiation. It was the first time probably since Children of Men (which, ironically is also the last great sci-fi film) that I left feeling full.

Ok now for the why:

-My favorite reason: it was basically a weird, enormous, cinematic bitch-slap to the U.N. (except they address it as MNU). They pull no punches of mentioning that the "MNU" is the second largest weapon provider in the world. The corruption of all characters involved just oozes out of the screen.

-Another reason: it depicts exactly what would happen. Aliens aren't the bad guys, aliens aren't higher intelligent beings, and aliens aren't the answer. Aliens are REFUGEES. The opening scene is a documentary style that reminded me a lot of footage of Chinese immigrants getting stuck inside a shipping container. The militarized compounds force out real employment or financial aide, thus the slum environment and the corruption. What I found even more engaging is how they tied the Nigerian organized crime into the story as a component fighting for possession of the hero and better weapons.

(p.s. it's really hard to not give away so much of this movie the trailer definitely puts you into a fog of ambiguity that doesn't really give much of a plot)

-Another reason: SUCH a good use of violence, action, and gore. I went over to my girlfriend's house last night after seeing the movie and I went on a rant with her roommate about how amazing it is to see all the things that I had just above mentioned. She then saw how excited I was and the roommate said "Wow I really want to see it now!" (which is totally understandable as she just graduated with a sociology degree)

Now was the moment that I realized that I was so caught up about everything else that I forgot how many awesome (and I mean awesome in the dude sense, it was awesome) the gore was. I won't go into detail because I would actually give away part of the plot but I will say this; lightening gun that makes people explode, a robot mech that fucks serious shit up, and an alien pulls someone's head off. Now you understand why this is a high stomach tolerance movie. This movie is a dude-ly grossout action flick combined with serious social statements.

This is what I'm saying about it being the Wheaties of movies.

Lastly: the main character. The main guy (who becomes the middleman hero) was SOO FUCKING GOOD. Starting off as an MNU agent, he's very squirrelly and nervous and rapidly becomes so completed at the end of the 1st hour of the movie. I mean, wow. You feel it like you felt the insanity of Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood.

A few characters were a tad cliché but you get so thrown off by the story's swing from one genre to another that it really doesn't take away from it.

It was better than Star Trek. It wasn't as perfect as Star Trek, but it so much more challenging to cinema's establishment than I've seen in a while. It melded so much more together.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Regarding the brown-shirting going on at town hall meetings

I've spent my day doing three things:

1. Turning in resumés
2. Setting up my apartment
3. Watching in various media forms mislead, old people going batshit at town hall meetings


It's amazing how easily mob mentality ensues when retired white people are pushed into fear and misinformation.

In fact, the last time I saw a meeting like that go into a fear-mongering mob was IN HIGH SCHOOL at an ASB meeting about whether or not to allow a gay-straight alliance club to establish itself at said high school.

I think maybe I just get so annoyed by shit like this because

A. the health care reforms would in many areas be a good perpetuation of conservatism, but the fact is the actual healthcare plan would appeal to both sides of the fence.

B. the reason people are being thrown into a tissy is the Republican party is in a serious fear of vanishing faster than the Populists that they're willing to gain popularity under the sacrifice of general welfare and misguidance of it's own followers.

Well fucking done.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Things I want RIGHT NOW

-The god damn 2nd season of Six Feet Under to finish downloading

-A lot of scented candles lit in my apartment

-Soooooo much more than just a taste of Trailer Park Boys

-A job possibly as a security guard or a barista (and shouldn't it be baristo for men?)

-A bike ride

-Spooning, in large quantities

-Just to be fucking back in Bellingham (two. days.)

-A run through South Campus

-A solution to my oxymoronic cognitions that I really want to live but really really really am going to miss my home and family

-A Costco hotdog date

Thursday, August 6, 2009

The 21 Gun Salute for John Hughes

Watch all of these movies three times. It's the only homage I can think fitting for the man who created:

-My all time favorite movie.
-The only legitimate sequel. Ever.
-The BEST teen flicks prior to Superbad.

Actually my biggest beef nowadays (not my biggest beef nowadays) is the fact that these next generations ahead of us are never really going to have the memory of Sixteen Candles and The Breakfast Club. Everything's going to be 10 Things I Hate About You and Superbad. Especially the boys. Growing up I thought Sixteen Candles was THE most accurate representation of high school movie (mainly because they're were some shocking similarities between Farmer Ted and me circa 2004-5).



Sigh. I could go on and on but I guess all their is to say is rest in peace, John Hughes. You shaped everything from my childhood, to my pre-teen years, to my Thanksgiving and Christmas traditions