Things I've learned in college (as of this week)

1. My poly sci teacher:

a. slightly boring

b. has a very shiny head

c. is more of a hipster than myself or fellow hipsters

d. vaguely resembles Howie Mandel (bald head AND soul patch)

e. makes me realize that all poly sci majors would make GREAT drinking buddies (as well as econ majors)