Thursday, August 21, 2008

Colgate for the Juggernaut

The ONLY superhero to ever pull off a mullet




interesting sidenote: while googling for an image of Captain Planet, I actually stumbled upon an online petition to bring back the show (and it was sponsored by Turner Corporation (WHAT. THE. FUCK)

The $250,000 Question

I posed this question to an anonymous colleague of mine at the mall the other day while walking past the underwear at American Eagle


And the question is the following:


Are these homosexual or overly/aggressively heterosexual?




We went with the latter 

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Don't Smile.

Seriously I think I need an insulin shot just for watching this it was so sweet and adorable:

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

I guess I'm a little behind but still a sad day for rock has dawned.

This was Wolfmother, and they use to rock

You see that guy in the middle?




Yeah apparently the other two decided to abandon Wolfmother. My guess is the guy in the middle was a little controlling, but not much has been said about the breakup



Here's the actual story itself

Monday, August 11, 2008

Ya Daaaaamn Right

Rest in peace, Black Moses.  You were great to us in so many ways.




Saturday, August 9, 2008

The opening ceremony



As much as I resent China's imperialistic government (hey like ours too!)  I can't deny how amazing their opening ceremony show was.  (15,000 performers & I think there's only about 14,000 athletes, but hey they have the people for it in that country)

I encourage anyone who didn't see it to come to my parent's house and watch it on tivo

Friday, June 27, 2008

The Year End List

And so we've come to the end of the year the last one of these I did was from June 07-February 08

So hence this is from Feb 08- June 08
(put yr thing back, flip it, and reverse it)

the reason I make uneven time intervals is because the bulk of my music knowhow is during the time period of feb-june. Plus it’s the meat of my school year so...ya know, whatever.

plus i find it futile and a bit cliche to just do an actual year end list when i don't actually talk about albums from this year.


ANYWAYS without further ado, I give you the best random list of albums that made my last two quarters HIGHLY enjoyable


Vampire Weekend (S/T) I know the buzz on this album was ridiculous but it was still an excellent album and is working its way into my summer mix

Death Cab For Cutie "I Will Possess Your Heart" this album wasn't anything new or groundbreaking but it was still very good and will probably one of those summer albums I get nostalgic about when I’m old.

Maplewood (S/T) Do you really want me to keep talking about this album?

Cat Power "Jukebox" & "The Greatest" And none of you will challenge me!

The Autumn Defense Kinda like Maplewood with a jazz flute. Everytime I listen to this with friends I must recite lines from Anchorman

Johnny Cash "Live at Folsom Prison" Because the only thing better than Johnny Cash singing is Johnny Cash singing to a bunch of felons. Mmmm……

Mono "You Are There" Do you ever listen to an obscure radio song and inexplicably love that song and then think “Oh man I must love this whole album” when in reality you really don’t care that much because it just hit you at a right moment? That happened here but for some reason actually DID I loved it. Japanese kids making ambient lo-fi very well. Great for studying and androgynous making out.

She and Him "Volume One" because I just like alternative country dammit! Also I never have been able to pronounce the girl’s last name. Yet my best friend/least cultured person I know ridicules me constantly ridicules me for it.

Bon Iver "For Emma, Forever Ago" when I want to cry like a girl

The Go "Howl On The Haunted Beat You Ride" one of those obscure albums that make you hate the state of the music market because this is the band that should have been the Jet of our era, and not have sucked so god damn badly.

Dead Kennedys "Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables" Because LA punk will always beat New York and Brit Punk. My History of Rock N Roll professor had a lot to do with me embracing this album

Grand Ole Party "Humanimals" the thing about this is I’ve loved this band for almost a year but I only just recently found their album. I can’t even begin to tell you how amazing this album is.

Rilo Kiley "Take Offs and Landings" Do you really need to ask why?

Les Savy Fav "Let's Stay Friends” This was so far up my alley that I was amazed that this never directly influenced my upbeat excited indie rock. Plus the resemblance between the lead singer and the lead singer of The Apples in Stereo is uncanny.

Nataile Portman's Shaved Head "Glistening Pleasure" I’m actually surprised I haven’t been more adamant about these guys. They had a dance party at our coffee house and I’ve never been gayer in my life

Nico "Chelsea Girl" Just because I love These Days on this album

Velvet Underground "Loaded" and "White Heat/White Light" Brought on by a discussion by my History of Rock prof about the song Heroin, which ironically is not on either of these albums

No Age "Nouns" for a man who's never enjoyed fuzztone or punk, a band to make me love both must be given my respect and honor.

Dr. Dog "We All Belong" the band that will go along the ranks of Cold War Kids and Sufjan Stevens. it's that good

Kimya Dawson "Remember That I Love You!" this album will always be accompanied by crisp cold sunny days wherever I shall go strolling. The best part of winter.

Yogoman Burning Band (S/T) This is the band that got me into the Bellingham music scene.

Wilco "Either Way" (Two things directly related to me loving this album, one was an article written by Chuck Klosterman, the second was getting sauced with my (ex)girlfriend and her friends while dancing to "Impossible Germany". I still haven't forgiven them for making fun of my dancing.)

The Thermals "The Blood, The Body, & The Machine" I get so exited when I listen to this album because I just love the fact that it sounds so dirty and yet so light and flaky. It’s the music equivalent to the hot pocket.

The Rosebuds "The Rosebuds Make Out" (I'm not sure why I didn't put this on my last list but it needs its cred)

honorable mentions:

Viva Voce "Get Yr Blood Sucked Out"
Born Ruffians "Red Yellow & Blue"

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Monday, June 23, 2008

It occurred to me that on Saturday, June 21 someone brought up the topic of having sex with monkeys in conversation twice in one day.


The first was while sitting in someone's backyard smoking hookah.

The second was while watching a UFC match.


When it came to my realization early the next morning it caused me to dwell on the idea for 20 minutes and completely gross me out.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

last wednesday's Playlist everrrrr

Spoon: Two Sides/Monsieur Valentine
Flight of the Conchords: Business Time
Al Green: Stay With Me (By the Sea)
The Watson Twins: Just LIke Heaven
The Marshall Tucker Band: Can't You See
Scissor Sisters: I Don't Feel Like Dancin'
Go Slowpoke: I Completely Understand
The Submarines: You Me and the Bourgeoisie
The Futureheads: Beginning of the Twist
Gnarls Barkley: Run (I'm a Natural Disaster)
She & Him: Why Do You Let Me Stay Here
Yogoman Burning Band: Chaka Chaka
Natalie Portman's Shaved Head: Beard Lust
The Little Ones: Unlock the Door!
Janis Joplin: Piece of my Heart
Weezer: Pork and Beans
Bon Iver: Skinny Love
Mason Jennings: Never Knew Your Name'
Mates of State: Now
Bonnie "Prince" Billy: So Everyone
Queen: Killer Queen
Someone Still Love You, Boris Yeltsin: Modern Mystery
Tokyo Police Club: In a Cave
Viva Voce: From the Devil Himself
The Kills: Last Day of Magic
No Age: Brain Burner
Tapes 'n Tapes: Say Back Something
Death Cab for Cutie: Your New Twin Sized Bed
The Decemberists: Here I Dreamt I Was An Architect
Dr. Dog: We All Belong

again, i'm still in love with dr. dog. i really am. and since this was my last show for the year, i decided to put in quite a few "requests"



hey everyone does it.


also now that i'm home and the wifi doesn't thrive as much my sporadic fucking mind, my blogige won't be nearly as fluid ( i made an attempt last summer to have as many posts as i do days in the month (so now it'll probably be once every couple days or so))

ANYWAYS i've got some brain burners cookin so... yeah


and listen to Go Slowpoke. it sounds like a young (and non-crazy) daniel johnson talking like a drunk guy who just broke up with a girl.