Thursday, October 20, 2011

Today in Proxy War news:

They killed Gaddafi, or captured him, but probably killed him.

At least that's what Facebook is saying.

(via Reuters, Twitter, Facebook, my roommates, most news sources, etc.)

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Something from two months ago:

Read:

News of the World closes it's doors (permanently?) due to poor manners (via The Daily Beast)


Below: a copy of their final issue

Just kidding.


Or, as it read from the desk of Rupert Murdoch:

Listen:


Buck 65's cover of "Talking Fish Blues"

Courtesy of MF Swanke

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Thoughts on Dual Survival

I suppose this is my first real post since the new design (hey there, have you noticed? bam.)

Anyways the blog is now fully functional.  I've also added a second medium!  nowakattack.tumblr.com! Hot damn!  Also a twitter!   So from here out, now that school is out and it's time for job development, we've got ourselves a blog here.

Also I spent the last 1.5 hours at my new apartment in Austin developing my new mediums and

Two heterosexual men heterosexually demonstrate heterosexual tactics of survival in the form of a white person pretending to be a Native American, while the other heterosexual person breathes in heavy sentence form of out-of-breath sentences.

and the two characters are:



No, I'm serious.

I can understand how a legitimately styled documentary could really emphasize some value to what they're doing.  The problem is that people want odd people doing it wrong.

Blog ON!

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Read

Washington Post: Blocking of an appointee for the Fed.

Right here.

Oh no. Hell no.

...and in the final flames of collegiate activities and academia galore,  I am now 5 days away from graduation

apparently in college, finals week is more like a "victory lap" more than an actual week of studying.

Then again, I did finish up all my major requirements a quarter ago.

Anyways, the point is NOWAK ATTACK has gone from its sleepy sleepy hibernation to an up and coming meme-starting fully operational brain.

I've had a lot of recent theories on the brain as the computer, which I'll divulge later.

So watch the FUCK out for Nowak Attack 3.0, which may either be:

-A different url

-A different name

We'll see.

Also, if you're curious to know, The Passersby Post was accidentally deleted.

Yes, accidentally.

and now this:

Friday, March 18, 2011

I probably should have done this four months ago...

... but I've been doing a new radio show for over 4 months now.





























If the Blues Are A Rockin', Don't Come A Knockin' is a radio show mixing together the blues in all different senses of the word.  A lot of 60s soul, Delta Blues, Punk Blues (Soledad Brothers, The Black Keys, etc.), Funk, and so and and so forth.

I just found out a couple days ago that the time is staying exactly the same which is Sundays from 4-6pm.

You can hear my audible hodgepodge (for locals) at 89.3 fm or at kugs.org.

Oh hey!

Another quarter has passed (barely), and with that here I am.  So... hey!

If there's a tone for the next few upcoming months, it's this:



Posting this may have been inspired by an episode of Freaks and Geeks I watched last night.  I don't want to go there right now, but I will say that Rush is a terrible band.


Actually, that might actually be more abrasive...




Rush still sucks.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Dictators and such.

So I spent the entirety of my weekend (and I'm serious) coping with an intense head cold and watching Al Jazeera.  I've found the entire Egyptian uprising completely fascinating (I may have gotten emotional on Friday when I woke up to see the people physically removing their leader from his authority).

It should be noted that I'm really not a politically motivated person in general.  At one point I use to be staunchly Libertarian, but I just have lost most of my motivation since the 2008 election (and if you've been following my blog since then, I think the general trend has shown).  BUT I did find this impressive because , honestly, I didn't think something like this was possible (especially in such an oppressive government).

But more than anything, a colleague of mine and I noticed something very particular about Hosni Mubarak:




He's got a very "Bond Villian" thing going for him.  And for several reasons:

-He seems like a neuter, amorphous human.  Not personality-wise, but more-so with demeanor.  Expressionless yet possibly pissed off all of the time.
 
-Anyone with a state-run television station tends to fall under this category (which, I don't know if anyone noticed, but the logo for the state channel is a transforming pyramid.  I didn't think people still quoted one of the 7 wonders of the world to symbolize political empire.)

ALSO: I learned today that this man:


Is going to be the next leader of China after Hu Jintao steps down in 2012.  How does this matter? It really doesn't.  But this is his wife:


The kicker: they've been married for 20 years.


So just know that when Mubarak decides to finally fire his moon laser at the Capitol Hill, at least we can take solace in knowing that Xi Jinping's wife is a smokin' babe.